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А теперь зе бест чт ай эвер хэд))
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You: hey)
Stranger: from?
You: Hollywood)
You: u?
Stranger: Pojectparishilton
You: правда штоль?)
Stranger: нет тупо прикалываюсь)))
You: и как там?)))
Stranger: все ушли а я рулю) Светлаков я, белый такой, что фальшивит не в тему)
You: а я тада буду мартиросян.. а че нос похож магу!)
Stranger: ты мне цветы скотина вчера продал несвежие.. я их жене дал пожевать.. нихрена невставило
You: ну извини, ктож знал какие ей нужны я думал для Сани берешь он обычно такие ест)
Stranger: Он из другого поколения, он даж про грибы неслыхивал а ты траву ему сунуть хотел..
You: так когда у нас там следущий выпуск?)
Stranger: а вот хрен скажу!) Ваньке звони, в прошлый раз моя очередь была)
You: так он же вроде сказал не беспокоить до обеда?
Stranger: Дарагой ты мой армянин, каму как ни тебе звонить ему в 5ть утра то, он тебе много чего про след. выпуск расскажет))
You: та ну его) он мне еще за ту программу должен.. я цветы принес а вы все семенович раздарили..
Stranger: так ты тупой!) скок раз повторять если Ваня чтото заказывает, он за это платит небудет))
You: а как ваш медовый месяц с галустяном?)Михалыч))
Stranger: А как ваше свидание с поклонницами?)) о которых жена пока незнает?)
You: сволочь ты Светлаков!
Stranger: ю май харт , ю май сол, ай кипинг шайнинг эври вхере ай гоу)))
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Stranger: where am i? You: in a deep space Stranger: how deep? You: approx near pegasus Stranger: go on You: i see you You: i am little cyber god Stranger: `````````````````````````` Stranger: you lie You: now im uploading virus You: to your PC You: get ready to re-install windows You: 5 You: 4 You: 3 Stranger: i'm waiting You: 2 You: 1 You: done You: reboot your PC and enjoy Stranger: nothing happen You: read above You: reboot your PC Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: you have to say something You: hi Stranger: i told you hi Stranger: yeah Stranger: where r u from? You: russia Stranger: are u.. Stranger: are you really russian? Stranger: i cant believe you.... You: why? is it so unbelivable You: ? Stranger: ...........yeah Stranger: cuz.. Stranger: i cant see you You: what do you mean? ) Stranger: i cant know that ur exantly righy name and.. Stranger: what do you look like... Stranger: and.. Stranger: whay do you usually eat... Stranger: and.. Stranger: the seriously thing is ... i cant see you... You: i know. is it a big problem for you? go for a walk then. you'll see plenty of faces there Stranger: ...........no... Stranger: cuz.. Stranger: i cant get out from..home Stranger: plz...help..me You: why? Stranger: if..im going out the room my new.. father..will kill me.. Stranger: cuz.. he is sensitive.. now Stranger: and i just have stayed at my room ... You: calm down, you there. breathe deeply. everything is gonna be OK Stranger: ......... Stranger: no Stranger: my..mum... Stranger: my..mum.. You: what? Stranger: gone..from the house.. You: so? Stranger: ... Stranger: i have to stay with my new father Stranger: she will never be back... Stranger: are u there? You: yes, I'm here Stranger: i really wanna talk with someone.. Stranger: plz..help me Stranger: i dont hav any firend You: how can I? are you sure the situation is bad? Stranger: ...........yes.. Stranger: cuz my new father... Stranger: im in my bed.. Stranger: if he hears that keyboards sounds Stranger: he will come my room and yell again.. Stranger: i juar wanna talk.. You: all these fears can be swept away only by decisive actions. go to your father and speak to him, i tell you Stranger: .................................... Stranger: no.. i cant.. You: why? Stranger: he always being in.. drunk Stranger: and i cant talk with him.. Stranger: never ever. You: then you'll just fear even more and eventually become a lunatic. Stranger: if i say somthing ... Stranger: i cant imagine it.. You: do you want that? Stranger: no.. Stranger: i really dont want.. Stranger: can you imagine it. Stranger: i tried alot Stranger: that i couldnt count \\ You: how old are you? Stranger: im.. 18 Stranger: r u? Stranger: r u same as me? You: so, youre a big fellow already You: why would you fear? Stranger: yeah Stranger: because he is aggressive Stranger: i know.. i can do everythikng without parents Stranger: but... he just takes me that to find my mother.. You: maybe you exaggerate. why don't you have friends? Stranger: ........i had.. You: and? Stranger: now Stranger: i havn't You: why? Stranger: country.. Stranger: cuz we moved to different Stranger: that i cant say anything.. You: make new friends there, don't sit at home Stranger: ..... Stranger: i really Stranger: really Stranger: want to .. Stranger: but i cant Stranger: i told you You: why? Stranger: i cant get out from the home Stranger: ......... Stranger: why? he always stays front of my door Stranger: and if ill going out Stranger: my father;s barking.. Stranger: and he knows everything.. Stranger: do you hav any sisters? You: so, let he bark. you're 18 years old, that mustn't bother you Stranger: ............. Stranger: im..so lonely.. You: then don't sit at home, i repeat Stranger: i haven;t talk face to face since three months.. Stranger: ...yeah Stranger: i know.. Stranger: it;s so..frustactung You: poor thing. if you're not joking, of course Stranger: ...yeah. Stranger: it is serious.. Stranger: lets talk about you.. Stranger: how old r u? You: i'm 26 Stranger: um..old.. ? i can imagine..that like very gentleman.. or gentlewoman. Stranger: wow Stranger: like my brother.. Stranger: he..ran out.. You: why? Stranger: cuz of new daddy You: and didn't take you with him? Stranger: i dont know where he is.. Stranger: ...yeah.. Stranger: he couldnt You: and where do you live? Stranger: in japan.. Stranger: but im not japaness Stranger: are u live in russia? You: yep Stranger: r u man? You: ye You: p Stranger: yes.. Stranger: and.. Stranger: i just say thank you. Stranger: that have some conversation with me You: you're welcome Stranger: wait dont talk my dads awdfdbfngmhl Stranger: sorry Stranger: he just knocked... Stranger: ah... You: why did he do that? Stranger: just checking.. You: what for? Stranger: for..am i in the room.. You: why is it so important to let you stay in the room? Stranger: so..that i cant go out.. Stranger: he thought that... if i stay here.. Stranger: my mum wil come back to here.. Stranger: and.... i dont know what he imagines.. Stranger: r u there Stranger: ? You: what about forgetting all that damn thing and going for a walk, say, through the window? Stranger: ............. Stranger: look Stranger: my.....house is..apartment. . Stranger: even 18 floors .. Stranger: what can i do in this little space.. You: then wait till he falls asleep Stranger: out side ..is like..big hole.. Stranger: .... You: and get out of there Stranger: yeah Stranger: just dont talk about it.. Stranger: i tried.. alot.. You: why? Stranger: why dont you tihnk.. i didnt try Stranger: i tired to get out here Stranger: alot.. You: and? Stranger: and.. Stranger: u know that result.. You: why did you fail? Stranger: one month ago Stranger: .... Stranger: he..is so rich.. Stranger: he is such a rich man.. Stranger: at home.. You: so? Stranger: lot of mans Stranger: even the dogs Stranger: i hanged the windows..before.. You: do you know what schizophrenia is? Stranger: no.. Stranger: what is it? You: it's kind of slight mental illness, under which a person thinks that everyone tries to harm him, controls him and so on Stranger: are u doctor? You: nope, but i've heard of it Stranger: ..yeah Stranger: he is.. Stranger: he is such a crazy man.. Stranger: i had cctv in my room before.. Stranger: and then.. i tried to suicide. Stranger: and .. he jsut got off it. You: don't do that, mate Stranger: yeah Stranger: stupid.. Stranger: r u ..teacher? Stranger: what;s ur job? Stranger: r u father? Stranger: hahah Stranger: of little babies? You: i'm a manager with no kids Stranger: what kind of? You: construction manager Stranger: i wanna do art... Stranger: wow.. Stranger: i love that architecture things.. You: so do i Stranger: i have drew lot of houses buliding.. roooms.. everyday.. Stranger: it is one of thing that i enjoy at my room You: ok, that's enough. listen to my order. turn that PC off and right now go for a walk! You: despite the father Stranger: ....................................... Stranger: no Stranger: i cnat.. Stranger: too late.. Stranger: he will be more angry Stranger: hah Stranger: i dont want to hav cctv at my room Stranger: anymore.. You: what is "cctv" You: ? Stranger: dont know.? You: nope Stranger: it..is vedio camera Stranger: recode what im doing.. You: oh my dear Stranger: im happy that i dont hav it now.. Stranger: r u busy? You: to a certain degree Stranger: um.. Stranger: r u working..now? You: who installs that camera? Stranger: his...mans.. You: why do you let them in? Stranger: r u in ur office? Stranger: do Stranger: no Stranger: they just set up them Stranger: in my room You: how? if you don't let them in? Stranger: and them look my room through the big tv Stranger: father..gonna. harm.. themm..and me Stranger: i dont want to that.. Stranger: i dont wnat to repear them.. anymore.. You: lets sort this out: again, how do they install it without entering your room? Stranger: i had art teacher 5months ago.. Stranger: she was only person that i had conversation Stranger: i told her everything and she tried to help..me. Stranger: very secretly.. Stranger: and..police came to my home.. Stranger: and.. i dont know after then.. Stranger: i had cctv.. Stranger: and.. she never ever come again... Stranger: thank..you for having conversation..with me.. Stranger: i have to turn.. off..it.... Stranger: bye..........hope that you always have happy days You: bye...
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Достают всякие уроды, которые как только чятик начинается пишут "age, sex, city"
Подскажите кто-нибудь ссыль на ютубовское видео, где чудак танцует под диско 80х, обычно для прикола пишут в описании этого видео "sex, boobs, titties, sluts" и так далее.
_________________ Люди больше не услышат наши юные смешные голоса..
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Зашел посмотреть, что это за сайтик такой. Блин там наверное каждый второй - кореец. Где-то в 3 из 10 разговоров, меня сразу попросили изнасиловать моего собеседника...
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You: hellllo! Stranger: fucky fucky You: fuuuck You: ) Stranger: u 2 You: lol) You: double fuck! Stranger: so waz up You: what? Stranger: chicken butt You: where are you from asshol? You: e* Stranger: certainly not from where dickheads like u r from You: hm. you're very rude person Stranger: no not usually Stranger: just this site Stranger: makes me rude You: haha) yes me 2 You: so, rudeman, where are u really from? Stranger: dis is about the best convo i've had Stranger: Stranger: Cnada Stranger: Canada Stranger: u You: russia You: XD Stranger: Russia hmmm You: ) Stranger: how do you say hello in russian You: oh, there are a lot a ways to say "hello" in russian) Stranger: It's bonjour in french You: i know You: in russia it's You: ПРЕВЕД Stranger: ??? can't read that You: oh, you haven't fonts) ok, PREVED Stranger: I can't even type that Stranger: preved ....cool Stranger: be right back.......work You: hm Stranger: i'm at work You: ) You: how old are u? Stranger: young Stranger: but not that young Stranger: old You: how young? i'm still studiyng at school, youre working. who are younger? Stranger: but not that old Stranger: you I guess r younger You: yes
Опа, вот и разговорному английскому поучиться можно
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я тут вычеслил что их asl значит, после того как ответил asl мне таец написал 17/m/taiwan и я ему ответил тем же ток россию вписал. после следущего сообщения захотелось оттуда свалить что я и сделал.. И ещё интересно - если сразу с asl начинать то тут же появляется куча нороду готового поддержать беседу
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