Kola
It is difficult to me to understand you))

guys.. what different between super and superb?
Super_b**ch?

EvilMaster
The difference: super is an adjective, suberb is an adverb

[-SAD-] Wrong Both are adjectives ("super" can also be a noun though). Those are completely different, yet often similar by meaning words) "Super" is quite informal, while "superb" is not.
Again, guys, look up here when in doubt)
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An adverb would be "superbly", btw

superb - превосходный, but super - сверх/высш качества. Or I am not right?

Darth Vader Not exactly. According to Lingvo®:

superb
прил.
великолепный, роскошный, прекрасный; благородный, величественный, замечательный, отличный.



super
(...)
2. прил.
1) разг.
  а) = superficial
  б) = superfine
2) сленг отличный, потрясающий, превосходный


And let's not forget the prefix "super-", which means:

1) указывает на положение над чем-л., сверх кого/чего-л.
2) указывает на дополнительность, добавление к чему-л.
3) указывает на чрезмерное действие или проявление признака
4) указывает на высшее качество
5) указывает на высшее положение в иерархии

Anoss
whatever ©

Super and superb mean basically the same thing except that siperb is, as it was said earlier, more formal, like you'd rather see superb than super in newspapers and magazines, mostly when describing something, while super is more informal.
Hil
BTW i heard a different version of your first joke:
- How many watches?
- Five without five
- Learned in MGIMO?
- Ask!

I don't understand!

Pedalik
It's a verbatim translation of:
- Сколько часов?
- Пять без пяти
- Учился в МГИМО?
- Спрашиваешь!

Me neither. But I did a research And found that originally it comes from hollywood picture "Casablanca", there's been a dialogue of an elderly german couple, who were going to USA and learned english:

—Which watch?
—Six clock.
—Such much?
—Whom how.

Sentences about MGIMO, INYAZ etc were added by russian students and had rendered the joke rather incomprehensible)

Anoss
Well, the student jokes were intended for students and alumni, thats why we're having a hard time getting them. My friend knows a bunch of jokes about XAИ, and he had to explain me the meaning of every single one since i've never been and will most likely never be a student there.

Ыч Stupid IMXO

Pedalik IMXO = In My... mmm... Xenophobic Opinion?
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Or.. xenial?) I don't see any other options)

Pedalik
It's not the funnies joke in the world, fo shizzel.

Yep, Germany has a good chance to win the Championship. The team is playing at home and its a passport to success. As for me, I even did not watch a single game on TV-) News only..Cause sport channel on my TV shows a bad picture:D

HI I say english bed, I in 9Clas, I user program intelekt 25frame (speak part) very good for Аудирывания and translete text,

EvilMaster
super - the first-rate quality
superb - excellent
Anoss X-ray opinion

Or X-rated

I already wrote it, гы.