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"I recently made the mistake of spending way too much money purchasing an Alienware computer, under the false assumption that "if I pay more money for something, that means it has to be better!" Well in the case of Alienware computers, paying more money for their product simply means that the object you're purchasing will cost more than something which costs significantly less."
First off, the computer is approximately 19 feet tall. Secondly, the fans on the system are so loud that I have to turn up Winamp to the maximum volume possible just to drown out the nonstop deafening white noise pumping out of its rear. That wouldn't be such a problem if it wasn't for the fact that Winamp causes my entire system to crash for no discernable reason.
Other programs which cause my Alienware PC to crash include (but are not limited to) Dreamweaver, Flash, Outlook Express, Photoshop, and Windows XP."
Once the computer decides to jump back into Windows XP, I'm always greeted with a friendly "Microsoft Windows has recovered from a serious error" message, requiring me to send Microsoft an error report, which puts the blame on an indeterminate driver that apparently shipped with the computer. Then, after I get done sending off the error report, I am presented the wonderful opportunity to re-download the same Windows Critical Update which has been downloaded and installed at least once every day for the past week."