You: Hoi
Stranger: Hi
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: Your basement.
You: xDDD
You: ussia
You: *Russia
Stranger: It's cold down here though, can you come and let me out. I promise I won't hurt you.
You: I worried that I killed you in my basement. No mercy.
Stranger: You did kill me. Now let me out!
You: no no no )))
You: I will torment you
Stranger: But please let me out. I don't wanna be raped again.
You: I will bind by you a rope
Stranger: Please don't T-T
You: and will disembowel
Stranger: Are you gonna eat me?
You: Yes
You: I eat your brains first
Stranger: Then I won't be able to scream
You: You won`t, yeah
You: )))
Stranger: But don't you like hearing me scream
You: No, I like! I like!
Stranger: I secretly like it too.
You: You are a funny monster in my basement, didn`t it?
Stranger: Nope, I'm a young girl in your basement. Please let me out.
You: Oh, sorry, I`m don`t kills little girls, because I`m a cool man. I let you out, go and sing, enjoy your freedom, little girl
Stranger: YAY!
Stranger: Thank you for letting me out.
Stranger: But now....heeheehee, you see my true form! I am a witch and I will curse you!!!
You: Oh mine god О-о
You: I make a big mistake
Stranger: I'm a sexy witch though
You: Hmm )))
You: Cool
You: What you did?
Stranger: I cursed you so that you have to be my lover forever
You: Oh! No! You charmed me, baby
You: What I must do now&
Stranger: Kill me, it's the only way to escape a life of sexual servitude
You: No! I love you! I can`t kill you, my love!
You: But I can kill myself, it`s simple for me thet kill you
You: Stop me, my witch, before i didтёе that
Stranger: No! Don't kill yourself!
You: Make me happy
Stranger: If you stop I will be your slave instead.
You: *I`m stopped right now*
Stranger: I'm so happy. But that means that know you have to give me commands.
You: Hmmm... Wait a sec...
You: Go to the supermarket ant buy a milk a butter for me.
You: then wash down floors and prepare a meal
Stranger: I can do better, I can make milk and butter appear for free! Then i can make the mop wash the floor and a meal appear too!
You: then begin to work much money and give them to me
Stranger: I can use a spell to give you all the money you could ever want
You: then make me many half-naked girls and dzhakuzi
Stranger: Okay it is done, all the best girls are here to serve you
You: than make me a good sleeps and make me a king of the world

Stranger: heey
You: hi
You: asl/
Stranger: 18, female, holland
Stranger: you?
You: 19/m/Russia
Stranger: okaay ^^
You: How you like to spend time?
Stranger: Sports (A) and friends (A)
Stranger: you?
You: I like to eat caviar and to drink beer
Stranger: are you fat? (A)
You: Instead of the car at me a bear
You: No, I struggle with bears I press lying 200 Kg
Stranger: woow, that's coeel
You: You love nested dolls?
Stranger: yeah

Stranger: hi
You: hello
You: where are you from
Stranger: from?
You: Russia
You: and you ....
Stranger: austria
Stranger: ur boring
Stranger: go die

You: ku
Stranger: hi
Stranger: ku?
Stranger: whats ku?
You: ku = hi in Russian slang
Stranger: I'm horny, I have a webcam, my msn:*********
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: beer
Stranger: beer?
You: you drink the beer ?
Stranger: which beer?
You: lager
Stranger: what?
Stranger: why you asking?
You: ...hm because i drink it now
Stranger: aah..'m german..of course i drink beer
You: gut !!!!
You: and eat sosage
Stranger: can you german?
You: Russia
Stranger: goworisch po russki?
Stranger: ja ukrainka

Stranger: Can I order loempia?
You: beer ?
Stranger: Ik ben geen beer, gek...
Stranger: :')
You: ))
You: vine ?
Stranger: Nee, ik hoef ook geen wijn...
Stranger: Fristi, mag dat?
You: vodka ?
You: ))
Stranger: No, Fristi!
Stranger:
You: from u?
Stranger: No, you give me Fristi...
Stranger:
You: ))
You: sorry , no Fristi... , but have vodka
Stranger: No, I'm not Russian or something...
Stranger: Fristi please
You: bye ))
Stranger: NOOOooo!
Stranger: Don't go...
Stranger: Please...
You: да тут я
Stranger: I don't know what you are saying, but you still own me a Fristi...

Stranger: hi
You: HUI
Stranger: 17, germany, m
You: 20 russia m
You: Skinhead?
Stranger: damned
Stranger: i am turkish
Stranger: only born here
Stranger:
Stranger: fuck nazis
You: XDDD
You: +1
Stranger: XD XD XD
You: You a cool man
Stranger: how funny
Stranger:
Stranger: thanks
Stranger:
Stranger: i think people doesnt like the germans^^
You: In german many skinheads?
Stranger: hmm..not really in my area
You: Oh no i like Germany, it was just a joke